Is this funny? Ham sandwich?
March 28, 2010 by
Filed under Gourmet Mustard
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of his jaws aching in anticipation, he carried it to the picnic table in his backyard, picked it up with both hands, but was stopped by his wife suddenly at his side. “Hold Johnny (their six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,” she said.
He had him balanced between his left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when he noticed a streak of mustard on his fingers.
He loves mustard.
He had no napkin.
He licked it off.
It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster.
It was the first and only time he sprinted with his tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand he did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only he did it on his tongue.
Later his wife said, “Now you know why they call that mustard “Poupon.”
Lol wtf
Yes it was funny the first time I read it five years ago in an email forward. But now that I know the punchline, it’s not as funny to me.
pretty lame. you should quit.
no not at all
Eww… Gross.
no.
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorta funny… -ish
the narrative is over descriptive but the joke has potential.
I am laughing so hard, they heard me in Kalamazoo
LOL
amazing!!!!!
!!!!!!!
that’s sick but its kind of funny
haha!!!!!!!!!!! i ? it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT. I can’t believe I read the whole thing.
ew
but what mustard is golden brown? where do you live? I’ve only had the bright yellow stuff…and don’t really like it…
Omg that is the funniest joke i have heard in a long time…any mother or father would laugh at this one…sorry for the dude it happened too but im sure he got a lot of fiber that day….lol just cute
It is in the funny “area”
that is to cute. i love it.
Ha!!! Oh thats a good 1!
hahahaha thats funny, nice way to tell the joke, i liked it =]
goddd hella funny…good one =]
Yeah, it’s funny! Poor fellow…