Is spicy brown mustard an effective contraceptive?
April 13, 2010 by
Filed under Brown Mustard
My gf and I did it last night and we used spicy brown mustard becuz I read about it on here and Ididnt pull out. Will she get preggo or did the mustard work?
…. maybe if it’s on your breath…..
lots of luck with that one
Like we are supposed to know. And that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Nice buddy.
Umm no.
Sorry spicy brown mustard is not a contraceptive. If you were silly enough to try it, please stop having sex. We don’t need you reproducing.
One word…OUCH
Everyone knows that of course spicy brown mustard is an effective contraceptive! It’s been scientifically proven countless times and even some VERY significant religious leaders recommend its use.
What you want to be careful of is what type of spaghetti sauce you eat before sex. Ragu is fine..but if you use Prego..well, I think the implications are obvious.
well i will put this simply. in 9 months u could very well be a daddy
I dont think so but your girl will have one hell of a yeast infection with lots of burning
sorry
i don’t know
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please thanks
OH NO! Your trying to call out my stalker aren’t you?!
You will be fine, I always use it with a little dab of honey for lubricant.
OMG.. would you just cyber with Drake Bell love Miley so he can move on. That poor guy loves you so much!
I’d probably be able to come up with something clever to say if I could stop laughing!!!
EWWW and I hope your girlfriend has here gyn on speed dial, because I’m guessing there will be a nice and funky vag infection heading her way! Buy some nonoxydol 9.
OH DEAR LORD PLEASE DO NOT LET THIS CHILD REPRODUCE!!!
I’m sure you’re just trying to be funny dude, but c’mon leave this for those of us prego ladies or prego to be. Move this to P&S or Relationships or something. Have a nice wknd.
Simply NO. Although it might prevent future pregnancies because the girls hoohoo is gonna burn like crazy~
you have serious problems and so do your girlfriend if she would let you that! your crazy ..did you ever here of the condom!!!oh ya your going to be a daddy in 9 months..lol..have fun!!
Unbeknownst to some folks, spicy brown mustard can ACTUALLY make you MORE likely to get preggo due to its aphrodisiac properties. Think of it like salt. Salt makes things taste better…it ‘enhances’ the natural flavor. Mustard of the spicy brown type enhances the activity involved just like salt. But, just as too much salt can ruin your food, too much SBM can be disastrous.
shouldn’t you have asked this BEFORE you had sex?